Tunes with epic choruses in triple feel time?
A place to discuss music and anything else related to progressive metal.What do you call a land mine stuck inside of a cow-shaped winter sculpture?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.JINGLE SILENT BELLS NIGHT

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Only hours left.

Memes! A way of describing cultural information being shared. An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
Here comes the big one.

Memes! A way of describing cultural information being shared. An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
It is basically impossible for an actual poop to naturally end up in the "poop emoji" shape.
A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies that make the mundane more amazing.LPT : a leaf blower fired up the downspout can usually clear a clog.
Tips that improve your life in one way or another.It is pretty quiet inside a car considering that you're only a foot or so away from ongoing gasoline explosions and tropical storm level winds.
A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies that make the mundane more amazing.They are just the worst.

Memes! A way of describing cultural information being shared. An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
It gets you moving in the morning

Memes! A way of describing cultural information being shared. An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
If you just lick a lollypop to consume it, you're actuslly DRINKING the lollypop.
A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies that make the mundane more amazing.Hang decoy wasp nests to cause wasps to vacate the area. Use soapy water in a spray bottle to kill them too. Soap in ground hornet nests will destroy the colony as well.
Lifehacks: Uncommon solutions to common problems.BATTLE FLOCK TO GREENER SHEEP PASTURES SHEEP

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