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sorry, tiberius. only touchpads … no mice.

While C is perfect for some people, the complexity will increase over time like: C^T. So we need a new language that is higher level than any other and at the same time fast and agile. And so C@ came into the world. It is purrrer than any other language can pretend. It's a language that is so smart that it reduces most humans to slaves.

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sorry, tiberius. only touchpads … no mice.

While C is perfect for some people, the complexity will increase over time like: C^T. So we need a new language that is higher level than any other and at the same time fast and agile. And so C@ came into the world. It is purrrer than any other language can pretend. It's a language that is so smart that it reduces most humans to slaves.

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the queen has been brushed

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Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!

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Clonazepam has observed too much to comprehend

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Photos of cats seemingly experiencing an existential crisis

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I claim this shelf

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This subreddit is for pics of black cats with only their eyes visible, or at least their eyes are the most prominent feature in the pic.

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Danger chicken

Cats that look like rotisserie chickens.

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Domestic Medium Rare

We are a community of felinotarian vegans, that is, vegans who eat cats. The vegan diet is good but supplementing B12 is unnatural so instead, we eat a frequently abandoned animal: Cats. It might seem crazy but they are just like pigs. Cat meat is delicious, ethical, and has a lot of nutrients.

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mood

A sub dedicated to derpy orange cats! "It is widely believed that all orange cats share one communal brain cell" -Unknown

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i’ve just sucked one year of your life away

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For things that are not interesting at all

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Well, if you didn’t use your tongue as a brush …

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A place to share cat paw prints in cute places

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someone’s tail is leaking out

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Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!

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My tunafish water brings all the cats to the dish

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Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!

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only drives on friday?

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A subreddit dedicated to license plate collecting, spotting, and general discussion.

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Dinner is late! Where’s dad?!?!?

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Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!

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I told her that Ikea pets was a thing, but it’s been 3 weeks the chair still isn’t done.

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We’ve all seen what happens when you assemble your IKEA pets without reading the instructions or using all the pieces. Here’s a place to share your best (and most adorable) fails. SEE ALSO r/MissingOrSpareParts

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She will serve beans with shake and bake

A subreddit devoted to pets who will be baked soon. PURELY HUMOROUS. No NSFW content.

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Oh No! We’re the plunger in Jorgen Von Strangle’s bathroom!

Fuck you u/spez

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enjoying the sunset over natures litter box

Cat Buttholes (Probably NSFW)

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thanks, algorithm

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Character.AI lets you create and talk to advanced AI - language tutors, text adventure games, brainstorming and much more.

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Braciole? Don’t mind if I do!

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The place for animals turning their loving gaze upon food.

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Hey chatGPT, what would Clonazepam look like as an 80s girl?

Watercolor Cats who look like their coat colors were painted on, such as torties, calicos, and the like

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wide eyed carpet shark

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Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!

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Clonazepam is so happy to have the windows finally open this week ☀️ 75° today

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Very good-looking, photogenic cats.

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shrimp with beans

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Cats or kittens who have reached final form: 🍤SHRIMP🦐

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solar powered voidlette

Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!